Sand Sculptures
Listing hobbies on your resume is like sharing a picture of your beach vacation on LinkedIn.
If you do, it should be relevant in obvious ways.
If it's not relevant in obvious ways, then it should be a conversation starter.
If it's not a conversation starter, it should at least pique one's interest.
If it's not piquing interest, then it's just taking up precious space...
...just like a giant sand-sculpture takes up precious space on a crowded beach.