The 6 Days of Coding

 


On my first day of coding, 
My PR was returned to me...
My program's leaking memory.

On my second day of coding,
My PR was returned to me...
I've two ints overflowing,
and my program's leaking memory.

On my third day of coding,
My PR was returned to me...
I've three new exceptions,
two ints overflowing,
and my program's leaking memory.

On my fourth day of coding, 
My PR was returned to me...
I've four calls deprecating,
three new exceptions,
two ints overflowing,
and my program's leaking memory.

On my fifth day of coding,
My LinkedIn sent to me...
Five Senior Roles!
four "Lead" titles,
three "Architects",
two "Managers",
and they all offer way more money.

On my sixth day of coding,
I have no coding responsibility.
Had six major meetings,
five One-on-Ones,
four Strategy Sessions,
three Brainstorms,
two Escalations,
and I rejected a PR 'cause it'll leak memory.

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